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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Brackallday?

The great explorer Magellan once said "At what point in time does inappropriate behavior cease to be tolerated and need to be dealt with." It was during his greatest trip around Cape Horn that he in fact became serious about his love of orange juice and kool aid. While thought to be the greatest two drinks of all times, one must ask the question, who in their right mind wouldnt include beer as a top drink of foreverdom. One must consider two things, first that without refrigeration beer is not as good. Warm going in means explosive coming out. Also one must consider that popular things to do while drinking beer, like fishing, hunting, and sexual activites were not activites of pleasure during this time and were infact done to sustain a civilization. Among other things, one must consider why people tend to color their hair rediculous colors. No one has natural pink hair, you are not fooling anyone Bitch. As it has been said, i need to run put change in the meter, Peace and Love Faithful Millions

1 comment:

  1. I can't blame them Keith Stone hadnt been born yet to show them the light. PBR had yet to been thought of. hum i do beleive the great ben franklin once said " beer is living proof that god loves us". btw are you gellin'?

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