Finals

It has been said that finals are the "bee knees", "fuck finals" as also been said. Honestly, i dont give 2 shits about anyone's finals but my own. Regardless of how many you have, i will always think that i have it harder, i will always think that you are lazy regardless of how many classes and extracurricular activites you are in. Yet those who seem to have a ton of finals, also seem to have partied the most during the semester and are suckling from the teet of their hard working, successful parents. On behalf of those of us who work our asses off and continue to go to class, go fuck yourself. Of course my rediculous view of myself my not be viewed by others, i can garauntee that you have the same feelings about yourself. You will spend hours arguing with people about how much you can drink, how good you are at performing sexual acts on yourself or other, or how good you are at cheating the system at places like gas stations, liquor stores, or buffets. Everyones crazy idea of themselves no doubt is what perpetuates the over confidence of even the dumbest people in this world (ie ohio state fans, nebraska fans, yankee fans, packer fans cubs fans). The fact that you can indentify with a group of people that may or may not be smart(the students of these facilities) does not make you some how attatched to this flourishing intelligent community. YOU ARE A MORON. get over it. Bottom line, i gotta run put change in the meter. Peace and Love Faithful Millions

Brackallday?

The great explorer Magellan once said "At what point in time does inappropriate behavior cease to be tolerated and need to be dealt with." It was during his greatest trip around Cape Horn that he in fact became serious about his love of orange juice and kool aid. While thought to be the greatest two drinks of all times, one must ask the question, who in their right mind wouldnt include beer as a top drink of foreverdom. One must consider two things, first that without refrigeration beer is not as good. Warm going in means explosive coming out. Also one must consider that popular things to do while drinking beer, like fishing, hunting, and sexual activites were not activites of pleasure during this time and were infact done to sustain a civilization. Among other things, one must consider why people tend to color their hair rediculous colors. No one has natural pink hair, you are not fooling anyone Bitch. As it has been said, i need to run put change in the meter, Peace and Love Faithful Millions

My Opinion Matters

Considering that most of America gets their news from sources like Liberal/Consrvative media and Wikileaks, i feel as if it is my duty to explain this shit to you morons. Although you may think you know it all, chances are you dont have a clue. Considering this is MY blog, i know it all. You may consider getting your news from sources like Jhahnstakeonthings or Brackspeaksagain, i advise you to censor as much as you can. These morons cannot be trusted and are more detrimental to the eb and flow of this great nation. You and i know the truth faithful followers, and truth is, i gotta run put more money in the meter, Peace and Love Faithful Millions

Whats Good Cruel World

Yo,
This is for real.The facts are none existant and i run this thing. Gravity doesn't exist and nor do Ugg boots (Seriously they are ugly as shit). On a much more serious note, i will begin to express my deepest feelings through words, on a website with thousands of users. I hope you all enjoy this stuff. Most of it doesnt make sense to me, so i would imagine you all are about to be mind fucked. For real tho, i work at a very large retail chain. We sell electronics and only electronics. I feel as if it is a cult, and im the only one not drinking the punch. I am def not David Karesh, getting no play from my place of employment. I gotta run put change in the meter, Peace and Love Faithful Millions